Every year growing up, it’s the same thing: you dutifully put on your 14th President of the United States Franklin Pierce costume, and set out into the neighborhood, knocking on doors with dreams of full-size Butterfingers and Snickers and Twizzlersdancing in your head, only to watch those nougat-based hopes crushed by an old lady handing out boxes of raisins. So, in an effort to put a stop to those kind of kid-saddening shenanigans, we’re offering up our list of the 18 worst “candies” to receive on Halloween. Be sure to print it out and hand it to your neighbors. MORE