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Santa Claus and Alice Cooper during Alice Cooper's "Christmas Pudding" Concert to Benefit Solid Rock Foundation - Backstage at Dodge Theatre in Phoenix, Arizona, United States. (Photo by Chris Walter/WireImage)
SAO PAULO, BRAZIL - FEBRUARY 27:Taylor Hawkins drummer member of the band Foo Fighters performs live on stage at Allianz Parque on February 27, 2018 in Sao Paulo, Brazil.(Photo by Mauricio Santana/Getty Images)